I just reread my posts on this blog.
I'm actually really funny. No, like really. I am.
Okay okay, entertaining... better?
so anyway, ya'll missed A LOT. I haven't blogged in 2 years!
Anyway, I'm not going to try and catch anyone up... I went to London, back in CT again, got my heart broken (again, and by the same douche from a few years ago. Side note: if you think people 'grow up' and grow into their emotions or any of that, you're mistaken. They're just older versions of their stupid, emotionally-zygotic selves.... or at least THIS particular tosser is...)
ANNNYYHOO, so I've decided to try becoming a vegan. Actually, I'm using this term loosely cos actually, i just want to be vegetarian. i.e. just cut out meat and poultry from my diet.
but then there's the issue of NO CHOCOLATE (EVER!!!), like... no more coffee shop cakes, no bloody cheese cake and (breathe out) no sushi.
So then, I'm like... okay I'll be a Pescatarian (which I thought was a denomination of the catholic church but actually, is a vegetarian who eats fish.)
But THEN, I made the fatal mistake of mentioning all of this on twitter.
So then, like 30 seconds later, I have like 12 new followers (and I base my self worth on how many followers I have) and theyre all like... 'yay, be vegan, youre saving the planet and fish have feelings' and blah blah. I'm like, but... but...but... SUSHI!
So then, one of these people decided to send me a vegan starter pack. From the UK.
I don't know exactly what this entails but now, like... I HAVE to commit cos this girl is sending me a bloody starter pack.
Anyway, I'm warming to the idea cos I've been trailing the net trying to find recipes that would excite me (no, that's not my cynical look, its my new vegan 'I-Don't-Eat-Anything-That-Had-A-Face-Or-Parents look.)
But also, I have to just say, I'm not really doing this to save the world or whatever. I just saw this Oprah programme where these 64 year old ex models look like they're 16. So mainly its for vain reasons. I reckon I could drop like 20kgs in like, erm... a year. Or whatever.
Which is why, I'm not going to be super strict on myself. I might be a vegan who eats sushi and chocolate. And all the hard core vegans out there can go suck on a lemon.
