VOOT-VOOT

i just saw that Halls UFO ad...

Its FRAKKIN funny! I those coloured ou's 'it made a sound like VOOT-VOOT' and then 'She vloeked them WEG my bru!'

Made me MISS Cape Town so much! And those black aunties... 'and it opened my throat so I can talk nice'

BRILLIANT!

And I was just thinking. What if that REALLY happened in Cape Town...

Firstly, it would probably land in the middle of the stadium. Cos thats the biggest bit of open land so I guess its only logical. But you know, I'd be pretty pissed off cos what about those ridiculous parking rates... i doubt the aliens had time to change currency... :-P

And I'm sure there wont be any 'unofficial car guards'. I mean, basically, its protection money. They are not EMPLOYED by anyone. They're loiterers who guilt or otherwise INFLUENCE you to dosh out YOUR hard-earned cash on them, based simply on the fact that they're THERE...

I know people who hand over the money cos they feel sorry for them or because they dont want them to break into their cars.

Am I the only one who sees a flaw in this logic? So the POSSIBILITY of a R5 is enough for this dude to go...' you know what those wheels / cd's / *insert valuable* in that car are probably not worth the R5 that sucker's gonna pay me when they've finished buying their shopping...'

Erm. No.

As far as I know, we all pay taxes. Which, in turn, pays for our (inefficeint but still active) policy force and traffic officers, who, on a good day, should be patrolling and DETERRING such undesireable behaviour... no?

And even if they DO break into your car, you can't actually hold them responsible can you? you cant be like... 'okay so my wheels are gone, which means I'm NOT going to give you ANY money. Arent you sorry now?!'.

Anyway, I digress...

You'd probably get all these random people claiming to have seen the thing land - and then being interviewed on eTV.

Witness: 'Ney I saw this thing and I tol' myself, ney man, thats mos not a normal plane, cos why I never saw a Kalula or Mengo chappie or nothing. So I told my motchie, dets a UFO but she just laav en say I'm keeping me clever agen'.

Which is probably why they set the new Peter Jackson movie in JOHANNESBERG not Cape Town called District 9!

A full length film set in JHB about aliens who invade JHB. Produced / co directed by Peter Jackson - of Lord of the Rings fame.

I've seen the trailer and its pretty cool cos it draws on alot of parallels between the whole segregation thing. The aliens have to live in 'informal settlements' in demarcated areas in JHB and there are 'humans only' areas within the city and the aliens are not permitted to congregate in groups etc.

Anyway I'm looking forward to it. My friend was like: 'its gonna put SA on the map'
Im like.. SA IS on the map - its at the bottom of Africa...